Top Thirteen Worst Film Sequels

Sequels are the natural enemy of all fans of originality, only occasionally will they allow one to past but usually a sequel is so fucking heinous or unnecessary to the series that they need to and must tear it apart, which is exactly what I am doing here. Well, that and belittling my previous article/post/random jibber-jabber. And there are so many terrible sequels that I am compelled to show off my manliness and massive balls by counting down the THIRTEEN worst film sequels of all time (or just today), why thirteen? Because I have balls of steel. So let’s venture into this horrible and degenerate land:

Top Ten Film Sequels that are better than the original film

When studio executives say ‘sequel', you hear ‘better start building the coffin’ and when they say ‘straight-to-DVD’ you're at the wake grieving at the loss of a promising or great franchise while also getting drunk and seeing if a combination of alcohol and grief make certain people's pants very easy to get in to. Erm, the point is that sequels are usually just awful for many reasons; different actors, different director, different themes, disregarding continuity and mischaracterisations. But once in a blue moon, a sequel will not only be good but better that the original..... did you hear that? That is the sound of zombies coming into your area because your MIND WAS JUST BLOWN!!! And this countdown is to prove my claim, so let’s begin: